week thirty one and thirty two: zulz honors

I don't even remember what happened last week in this class so remembering all of these different times will be really difficult. So, without further ado, here goes:
Most Interesting Part of Class: Basically everyday whenever Jesse says anything because it's slightly idiotic and just grabs my attention.
Least Favorite Part of Class:Whenever Jesse gets really close to me and yells in my ear.
Hardest I laughed in This Class: I don't remember. Probably when Miranda was tracing my body for the Lord of the Flies and she was starting to trace between my legs and my dad was watching and said "Be careful down there" or some typical dad comment.
Favorite Memory From This Class: My favorite memory would have to be watching that cat walk around the parking lot or when we watched that helicopter over by that house down the road.
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: Being taught grammar, so I can have nice grammar skills. I also liked the books we read.
Things Hudson could do to make the class better: Not much. Maybe if we got to read more books that would be cool, but that would mean more tests and testing isn't the greatest.
Final Comments: It's been real Lowpoint Washburn High.*drops the mic*

week thirty: my will

I give my starting captain basketball role to Evan Johnson because he is putting in a lot of work this off season and I'm excited to see how great he's going to be this season.

I give my Valedictorian spot to whoever is currently number one in the junior class. I don't really know if you can give that, but I am.

I give my jersey to the school so they can hang it up next to Stone's

I give my computer spot to Evan also because it's the second best one in the computer lab. It's only second to Jesse's Bob Saget computer.

week twenty nine: dear future seniors

Dear juniors and probably now seniors,
Hi. If I have to advise you of one thing it is to not drop out. The second thing is to take a study hall. I didn't take one this year and it's not too fun. The main reason is because I'm also in a bunch of extra curriculars which didn't give me a lot of extra time do homework. The third thing is to go out for basketball. The fourth thing is to go out for the play because I'm sure that it will be a great experience. The fifth thing is to make fun of Fahs.

week twenty eight: butthole lips

Strange compliments. Have I ever gotten one? I probably have. Do I remember it? no. I'm going to pause writing here to brainstorm the strangest compliment I have ever received... Every once in awhile I get pretty weird comments about my hair I guess. Sometimes people will ask if they can touch my hair. I don't know if that's weird enough for you freaks or not. If I have had another strange compliment it's probably from Jesse. I just told him to give me a compliment. He said "Your lips remind me of my butthole." that is a direct quote.

week twenty seven: high flyer

I think that if I could choose any job for one day I would be an astronaut. That would be my selection because that was my childhood dream job and if I didn't pursue it for at least one day I would feel bad for little Ethan. I think that it would probably be a little harder than I expected, but not that much harder because I already believe that is a pretty tough job. The toughest thing would be following the instructions perfectly. I would go into space and then come back after 12 hours so I wouldn't have any major side effects.

week twenty six: unlimitless

If I had an unlimited amount of time, I would finally read all of the books that I have in a pile next to my bed because it's really hard to get them read when I have such a busy schedule. I would also go to the weight room and lift weights religiously so that I could finally get enough vertical to dunk the ball. Then I would also, work on dribbling drills so that I could get some baller handles (even more than I do now). After the dribbling drills I would work on shooting drills so I can make shots from anywhere on the court. I would then gather all of the drama club together and work on the play because that way we can make it run super smooth and perfectly. After all of those things, I would play clash royal nonstop to become the best player in the game.

week twenty-five: that's a rap

Hello Ethan. I have a few tips for you to have a great senior year. On April 9th, you're in an all-star basketball game, I expect you to score 99 points and have 17 assists and  43 rebounds. Secondly, at prom, dance your booty off. That's really all I have to say about that one. On your senior trip, bring a nerf gun and shoot everyone at least once and wear your Kanye Brest shirt. If you go horse back riding, I expect you to ride that horse shirtless and sing wanted dead or alive, but change the lyrics to "on a real horse I ride" instead of the original lyrics of "steal horse". Then during graduation perform your speech to the best of your ability. I say "perform" because it's most likely going to be a rap.
sincerely,
future you.
p.s. don't do anything stupid to not get your diploma

week twenty-four: i do not choose favorites

What was my favorite toy as child? That's a hard choice because I don't choose favorites. When I was fairly young I used to love legos, actually who am I kidding, I still love legos. I also collected action figure knights and those could have also been my favorites. When I got a little bit older, I got a black Magic Johnson basketball. I liked it a whole bunch because it was black and that's different from the stereotypical orange basketball, and because it was Magic Johnson's (not personally his but you should get the idea) who was one of the greatest basketball players of all time. I also collected toy swords and guns to run around and play with. I guess basically I would LARP with my brothers and cousins whenever we got together. If we would go out to my grandma's my favorite toy there would be these little metal airplanes that she had in a tupperware tub. Their wasn't a single plane that was the same. There were stealth bombers, private jets, fighter jets, just about any kind of plane you could imagine was inside that tub.

week twenty-three: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

My personal paradise would be a giant mansion. It would have either a white, brick, or modern like edifice. The modern one would be mostly windows. By mostly windows I mean huge windows not just your average Joe windows, but huge honking ones. Anyways the outside isn't really that important, it's what's on the inside that counts. On the inside It would just be a basketball court but there would be a staircase leading to a second floor but the stair case would be pretty high because the gym ceiling would also be pretty high so that I can practice my half court shots. On the upper floor there would be a bedroom with a sunken bed (if you don't know what that is, look it up), 48 inch flat screen TV, and a door out of the room and a door to the walk in closet for all of my shoes and my wardrobe. There would also be a top of the line kitchen with a gigantic fridge/freezer where I can keep pizza rolls and nutritional shakes. Then there would also be a pretty big library and also an entertainment center. Those would be a combo and the entertainment room would have the latest xbox and playstation.

week twenty two: Black River Killer

Well if I had to choose just one love song that I listen that makes me think of my lover it would have to be Black Rive Killer by Blitzen Trapper. Just kidding. If you listen to that song by chance it's about  a murderer. However, I really like it. Coming Home by Leon Bridges is probably my favorite love song. This man, Leon, sounds like he is from some older generation, but he is from our era. In fact, he is featured on Mackelmore's new album "This Unruly Mess I've Made". I enjoy this song because Leon sings from his soul and it talks to mine. It makes me think of Soph because it just does and wouldn't really make sense if it didn't

week twenty-one: Jon and Ygritte

My favorite fiction couple would have to be Jon Snow and Ygritte. I'm not really sure what her last name is because she's a wildling and I don't think they really have last names. They are my favorite because Jon Snow is my favorite and Ygritte is pretty cool too. They are from Game of Thrones, which is probably my favorite book series. They have a really great time in the wild and then when they get back to the wall it all turns out not so well. Jon leaves her company to go warn the Night's Watch about the wildlings and he gets shot in the leg and then when they attack Ygritte gets shot by an arrow and dies, but before she does Jon gets to hold her in his arms one last time. It is the perfect ending to a not so perfect story.

week twenty: fam-balam

This is a basketball going through the hoop. I chose this to describe my fam because we make buckets.
This is Kanye. He describes my family because I listen to his music and that makes everyone else listen to hime. I love Kanye.
This is food. Food describes my family because we love it.
These are books. They describe my family because everyone except my dad and Levi read.
This is Star Wars. Star Wars describes my fam because we all love it. Well, I don't really know if my dad does, but if he doesn't he should.

week nineteen: the MJ of horses

If I was reincarnated after my death as an animal, I would be a horse. They have long luxurious hair, like me and are majestic beasts. I wouldn't just be any old horse however, I would be the greatest racing horse since Seabiscuit. I would be the Michael Jordan of horse racing. When racing, I would never lose and everyone would cover me in their flowers because I would be so amazing. After my fabulous racing career was finished, I would retire and go to one of those nice retired racing horse farms instead of being shipped to somewhere overseas to be cooked in to a quiche.

week eighteen: when kanye lives, i feel happy

What makes happy is Kanye. When Kanye has a baby, I feel happy. When Kanye talks about running for president, it makes me happy. When Kanye releases a new song, I feel happy. When Kim says that Kanye is starting GOOD Fridays again, I feel happy. When Kanye releases new shoes even if I can't afford or get a pair, I feel happy. When Kanye tweets on twitter, I feel happy. When Kanye announces it is Yeezy season, I feel happy. When Kanye roasts someone in a rap, I feel happy. When I see Kanye in concert, I feel happy.



I also feel happy because of Sophia. She makes me pretty really happy. Stone, Miranda, Evan, and Cody all make me happy. Jesse makes me happy sometimes. I also get happy over Game of Thrones,  but also sad. That show is an emotional roller coaster.

week seventeen: the curious case of Ethan Nathaniel

BBC, The British Broadcasting Channel, decided that they wanted to show their British viewers what high school is like in the United States. Of course, they chose to show my life and my friends' because I am the key role model for all students and athletes. Basically, I would just go around my normal routine because it's pretty entertaining as it is. Every morning would start with the question of, "Will Ethan make it to school on time?" which is yes most of the time, but it would make the viewers tune in for sure. Then I would just carry out my normal school routine and then basketball practice and show off my muscles in the weight room to attract the female viewers. Finally I would take Evan home and stay at his house and play video games and then go to my house eat socialize with the fam and then sleep.