week twenty-five: that's a rap

Hello Ethan. I have a few tips for you to have a great senior year. On April 9th, you're in an all-star basketball game, I expect you to score 99 points and have 17 assists and  43 rebounds. Secondly, at prom, dance your booty off. That's really all I have to say about that one. On your senior trip, bring a nerf gun and shoot everyone at least once and wear your Kanye Brest shirt. If you go horse back riding, I expect you to ride that horse shirtless and sing wanted dead or alive, but change the lyrics to "on a real horse I ride" instead of the original lyrics of "steal horse". Then during graduation perform your speech to the best of your ability. I say "perform" because it's most likely going to be a rap.
sincerely,
future you.
p.s. don't do anything stupid to not get your diploma