week nineteen: the MJ of horses

If I was reincarnated after my death as an animal, I would be a horse. They have long luxurious hair, like me and are majestic beasts. I wouldn't just be any old horse however, I would be the greatest racing horse since Seabiscuit. I would be the Michael Jordan of horse racing. When racing, I would never lose and everyone would cover me in their flowers because I would be so amazing. After my fabulous racing career was finished, I would retire and go to one of those nice retired racing horse farms instead of being shipped to somewhere overseas to be cooked in to a quiche.