week thirty one and thirty two: zulz honors

I don't even remember what happened last week in this class so remembering all of these different times will be really difficult. So, without further ado, here goes:
Most Interesting Part of Class: Basically everyday whenever Jesse says anything because it's slightly idiotic and just grabs my attention.
Least Favorite Part of Class:Whenever Jesse gets really close to me and yells in my ear.
Hardest I laughed in This Class: I don't remember. Probably when Miranda was tracing my body for the Lord of the Flies and she was starting to trace between my legs and my dad was watching and said "Be careful down there" or some typical dad comment.
Favorite Memory From This Class: My favorite memory would have to be watching that cat walk around the parking lot or when we watched that helicopter over by that house down the road.
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: Being taught grammar, so I can have nice grammar skills. I also liked the books we read.
Things Hudson could do to make the class better: Not much. Maybe if we got to read more books that would be cool, but that would mean more tests and testing isn't the greatest.
Final Comments: It's been real Lowpoint Washburn High.*drops the mic*

week thirty: my will

I give my starting captain basketball role to Evan Johnson because he is putting in a lot of work this off season and I'm excited to see how great he's going to be this season.

I give my Valedictorian spot to whoever is currently number one in the junior class. I don't really know if you can give that, but I am.

I give my jersey to the school so they can hang it up next to Stone's

I give my computer spot to Evan also because it's the second best one in the computer lab. It's only second to Jesse's Bob Saget computer.

week twenty nine: dear future seniors

Dear juniors and probably now seniors,
Hi. If I have to advise you of one thing it is to not drop out. The second thing is to take a study hall. I didn't take one this year and it's not too fun. The main reason is because I'm also in a bunch of extra curriculars which didn't give me a lot of extra time do homework. The third thing is to go out for basketball. The fourth thing is to go out for the play because I'm sure that it will be a great experience. The fifth thing is to make fun of Fahs.

week twenty eight: butthole lips

Strange compliments. Have I ever gotten one? I probably have. Do I remember it? no. I'm going to pause writing here to brainstorm the strangest compliment I have ever received... Every once in awhile I get pretty weird comments about my hair I guess. Sometimes people will ask if they can touch my hair. I don't know if that's weird enough for you freaks or not. If I have had another strange compliment it's probably from Jesse. I just told him to give me a compliment. He said "Your lips remind me of my butthole." that is a direct quote.

week twenty seven: high flyer

I think that if I could choose any job for one day I would be an astronaut. That would be my selection because that was my childhood dream job and if I didn't pursue it for at least one day I would feel bad for little Ethan. I think that it would probably be a little harder than I expected, but not that much harder because I already believe that is a pretty tough job. The toughest thing would be following the instructions perfectly. I would go into space and then come back after 12 hours so I wouldn't have any major side effects.

week twenty six: unlimitless

If I had an unlimited amount of time, I would finally read all of the books that I have in a pile next to my bed because it's really hard to get them read when I have such a busy schedule. I would also go to the weight room and lift weights religiously so that I could finally get enough vertical to dunk the ball. Then I would also, work on dribbling drills so that I could get some baller handles (even more than I do now). After the dribbling drills I would work on shooting drills so I can make shots from anywhere on the court. I would then gather all of the drama club together and work on the play because that way we can make it run super smooth and perfectly. After all of those things, I would play clash royal nonstop to become the best player in the game.

week twenty-five: that's a rap

Hello Ethan. I have a few tips for you to have a great senior year. On April 9th, you're in an all-star basketball game, I expect you to score 99 points and have 17 assists and  43 rebounds. Secondly, at prom, dance your booty off. That's really all I have to say about that one. On your senior trip, bring a nerf gun and shoot everyone at least once and wear your Kanye Brest shirt. If you go horse back riding, I expect you to ride that horse shirtless and sing wanted dead or alive, but change the lyrics to "on a real horse I ride" instead of the original lyrics of "steal horse". Then during graduation perform your speech to the best of your ability. I say "perform" because it's most likely going to be a rap.
sincerely,
future you.
p.s. don't do anything stupid to not get your diploma