week twenty-five: that's a rap

Hello Ethan. I have a few tips for you to have a great senior year. On April 9th, you're in an all-star basketball game, I expect you to score 99 points and have 17 assists and  43 rebounds. Secondly, at prom, dance your booty off. That's really all I have to say about that one. On your senior trip, bring a nerf gun and shoot everyone at least once and wear your Kanye Brest shirt. If you go horse back riding, I expect you to ride that horse shirtless and sing wanted dead or alive, but change the lyrics to "on a real horse I ride" instead of the original lyrics of "steal horse". Then during graduation perform your speech to the best of your ability. I say "perform" because it's most likely going to be a rap.
sincerely,
future you.
p.s. don't do anything stupid to not get your diploma

week twenty-four: i do not choose favorites

What was my favorite toy as child? That's a hard choice because I don't choose favorites. When I was fairly young I used to love legos, actually who am I kidding, I still love legos. I also collected action figure knights and those could have also been my favorites. When I got a little bit older, I got a black Magic Johnson basketball. I liked it a whole bunch because it was black and that's different from the stereotypical orange basketball, and because it was Magic Johnson's (not personally his but you should get the idea) who was one of the greatest basketball players of all time. I also collected toy swords and guns to run around and play with. I guess basically I would LARP with my brothers and cousins whenever we got together. If we would go out to my grandma's my favorite toy there would be these little metal airplanes that she had in a tupperware tub. Their wasn't a single plane that was the same. There were stealth bombers, private jets, fighter jets, just about any kind of plane you could imagine was inside that tub.

week twenty-three: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

My personal paradise would be a giant mansion. It would have either a white, brick, or modern like edifice. The modern one would be mostly windows. By mostly windows I mean huge windows not just your average Joe windows, but huge honking ones. Anyways the outside isn't really that important, it's what's on the inside that counts. On the inside It would just be a basketball court but there would be a staircase leading to a second floor but the stair case would be pretty high because the gym ceiling would also be pretty high so that I can practice my half court shots. On the upper floor there would be a bedroom with a sunken bed (if you don't know what that is, look it up), 48 inch flat screen TV, and a door out of the room and a door to the walk in closet for all of my shoes and my wardrobe. There would also be a top of the line kitchen with a gigantic fridge/freezer where I can keep pizza rolls and nutritional shakes. Then there would also be a pretty big library and also an entertainment center. Those would be a combo and the entertainment room would have the latest xbox and playstation.