week twenty nine: dear future seniors

Dear juniors and probably now seniors,
Hi. If I have to advise you of one thing it is to not drop out. The second thing is to take a study hall. I didn't take one this year and it's not too fun. The main reason is because I'm also in a bunch of extra curriculars which didn't give me a lot of extra time do homework. The third thing is to go out for basketball. The fourth thing is to go out for the play because I'm sure that it will be a great experience. The fifth thing is to make fun of Fahs.

week twenty eight: butthole lips

Strange compliments. Have I ever gotten one? I probably have. Do I remember it? no. I'm going to pause writing here to brainstorm the strangest compliment I have ever received... Every once in awhile I get pretty weird comments about my hair I guess. Sometimes people will ask if they can touch my hair. I don't know if that's weird enough for you freaks or not. If I have had another strange compliment it's probably from Jesse. I just told him to give me a compliment. He said "Your lips remind me of my butthole." that is a direct quote.

week twenty seven: high flyer

I think that if I could choose any job for one day I would be an astronaut. That would be my selection because that was my childhood dream job and if I didn't pursue it for at least one day I would feel bad for little Ethan. I think that it would probably be a little harder than I expected, but not that much harder because I already believe that is a pretty tough job. The toughest thing would be following the instructions perfectly. I would go into space and then come back after 12 hours so I wouldn't have any major side effects.

week twenty six: unlimitless

If I had an unlimited amount of time, I would finally read all of the books that I have in a pile next to my bed because it's really hard to get them read when I have such a busy schedule. I would also go to the weight room and lift weights religiously so that I could finally get enough vertical to dunk the ball. Then I would also, work on dribbling drills so that I could get some baller handles (even more than I do now). After the dribbling drills I would work on shooting drills so I can make shots from anywhere on the court. I would then gather all of the drama club together and work on the play because that way we can make it run super smooth and perfectly. After all of those things, I would play clash royal nonstop to become the best player in the game.