week nineteen: the MJ of horses

If I was reincarnated after my death as an animal, I would be a horse. They have long luxurious hair, like me and are majestic beasts. I wouldn't just be any old horse however, I would be the greatest racing horse since Seabiscuit. I would be the Michael Jordan of horse racing. When racing, I would never lose and everyone would cover me in their flowers because I would be so amazing. After my fabulous racing career was finished, I would retire and go to one of those nice retired racing horse farms instead of being shipped to somewhere overseas to be cooked in to a quiche.

week eighteen: when kanye lives, i feel happy

What makes happy is Kanye. When Kanye has a baby, I feel happy. When Kanye talks about running for president, it makes me happy. When Kanye releases a new song, I feel happy. When Kim says that Kanye is starting GOOD Fridays again, I feel happy. When Kanye releases new shoes even if I can't afford or get a pair, I feel happy. When Kanye tweets on twitter, I feel happy. When Kanye announces it is Yeezy season, I feel happy. When Kanye roasts someone in a rap, I feel happy. When I see Kanye in concert, I feel happy.



I also feel happy because of Sophia. She makes me pretty really happy. Stone, Miranda, Evan, and Cody all make me happy. Jesse makes me happy sometimes. I also get happy over Game of Thrones,  but also sad. That show is an emotional roller coaster.

week seventeen: the curious case of Ethan Nathaniel

BBC, The British Broadcasting Channel, decided that they wanted to show their British viewers what high school is like in the United States. Of course, they chose to show my life and my friends' because I am the key role model for all students and athletes. Basically, I would just go around my normal routine because it's pretty entertaining as it is. Every morning would start with the question of, "Will Ethan make it to school on time?" which is yes most of the time, but it would make the viewers tune in for sure. Then I would just carry out my normal school routine and then basketball practice and show off my muscles in the weight room to attract the female viewers. Finally I would take Evan home and stay at his house and play video games and then go to my house eat socialize with the fam and then sleep.