Honestly, I don't know if turkeys even have thoughts. Also the turkey that my family gets comes from the grocery store and who knows how long it has actually been dead. But anyways, I suppose I'll pretend to be a turkey just for your pleasure.
It was a fine glorious day at Starsong Farm. The clouds were causing a few shady moments every now and again, but for the most part it was sunny and warm. That's when I saw the man drive down the drive way that I remember seeing twice before. Each time I saw him, Farmer Patrick would come out shortly after he left and slaughter the biggest turkeys he had, then he'd take them with him. The turkeys that were left have started to name this day as Turkey Day Massacre Day. I actually came up with that name. Anyways, this year I was the biggest turkey on the farm, so I started sweating cause I knew what was coming. However I didn't regret being the big turkey because I got all the lady turkeys and I got to eat first. I started to devise a plan for my escape. After my plan was for sure fool proof, I said goodbye to my turkey friends and then flew over the fence. The end.
I feel like you would get eaten by a wolf like 3 minutes after your escape.
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