week eleven: the chicken

I'll tell you why the chicken crossed the road. The chicken crossed the road because he thought to himself and was like "hey I'm pretty sure I've seen everything on this side of the road and it's all very drab and the food sucks and all of the chicken babes are gross and old." So then he got the grand idea of putting one step in front of the other and soon he was walking across the road. (yes I stole that last part from that one classic claymation Christmas movie. No I don't remember what it was called, but I'm pretty sure it involved young Santa.) Anyways, he crossed the road and it was even worse than the other side so he crossed back over and married a nasty old hen.