Reasons why #teamhudson is better than #teamfahs:
1. Miss Hudson never insults you, unlike Mister Fahs who incessantly insults you
2. Miss Hudson actually comes to your class meetings, unlike Mister Fahs who hardly ever shows up
3. Miss Hudson will show positive feedback while Mister Fahs likes to use negative feedback
4. Miss Hudson is understanding. Mister Fahs likes to make fun of you if you're insecure
5. Miss Hudson will never foul you while playing basketball, but Mister Fahs will foul you every chance he gets
6. Mister Fahs likes to mess with your windshield wipers and your gas can lid. Miss Hudson won't even touch your car.
7. Miss Hudson bakes baked goods for bake sales, while Mister Fahs if anything will go to a store and buy cookies or something lame.
8.Miss Hudson will teach you grammer; Mister Fahs can't teach you anything.
9.Miss Hudson will introduce you to her family. Mister Fahs still hasn't introduced me to anyone in his family.
10. Miss Hudson complements your shoes. Mister Fahs won't even notice if you have new shoes.
But in all honesty, I'm probably #teamdevlin .
#keepreadingthishashtagandyoulleventuallyrealizeimjustsayingtreyislame
I feel like Devlin should be SOMEWHERE ON THIS HAPPY LIST.
ReplyDeleteI updated it just for you.
DeleteThis made my life. Like legit, I am unreasonably happy right now. So, thank you for making my life.
DeleteI'm honored nonetheless, Ethan :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, top ten reasons why it's EZ to think Ethan's awesome:
ReplyDelete10. He in an introvert, just like me!
9. He rocks THE coolest shoes ever.
8. He has an excellent taste in music and doesn't bother with that country nonsense. (Listening to Kayne as I type this!)
7. He enjoys visiting Chi-town and doesn't say that it smells bad.
6. He doesn't mind the fact that I've done an impression of him, even if I won't show him what it looks like because it could never compare to his greatness.
5. He puts 110% into every assignment I give him and doesn't complain about grammar.
4. Him and Sophia are relationship goals.
3. He insults people by calling them turkeys. And that's fantastic.
2. He puts Fahs in his place in almost every Treasure Word sentence, and that always cracks me up.
1. He writes blogs about being #teamhudson (even if he's also on #teamdevlin)!
This is the greatest comment in the history of great comments. I do enjoy visiting Chicago, but it does get a bit stinky sometimes. Also I would like to cordially thank you for this.
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