week twenty nine: dear future seniors

Dear juniors and probably now seniors,
Hi. If I have to advise you of one thing it is to not drop out. The second thing is to take a study hall. I didn't take one this year and it's not too fun. The main reason is because I'm also in a bunch of extra curriculars which didn't give me a lot of extra time do homework. The third thing is to go out for basketball. The fourth thing is to go out for the play because I'm sure that it will be a great experience. The fifth thing is to make fun of Fahs.

week twenty eight: butthole lips

Strange compliments. Have I ever gotten one? I probably have. Do I remember it? no. I'm going to pause writing here to brainstorm the strangest compliment I have ever received... Every once in awhile I get pretty weird comments about my hair I guess. Sometimes people will ask if they can touch my hair. I don't know if that's weird enough for you freaks or not. If I have had another strange compliment it's probably from Jesse. I just told him to give me a compliment. He said "Your lips remind me of my butthole." that is a direct quote.

week twenty seven: high flyer

I think that if I could choose any job for one day I would be an astronaut. That would be my selection because that was my childhood dream job and if I didn't pursue it for at least one day I would feel bad for little Ethan. I think that it would probably be a little harder than I expected, but not that much harder because I already believe that is a pretty tough job. The toughest thing would be following the instructions perfectly. I would go into space and then come back after 12 hours so I wouldn't have any major side effects.

week twenty six: unlimitless

If I had an unlimited amount of time, I would finally read all of the books that I have in a pile next to my bed because it's really hard to get them read when I have such a busy schedule. I would also go to the weight room and lift weights religiously so that I could finally get enough vertical to dunk the ball. Then I would also, work on dribbling drills so that I could get some baller handles (even more than I do now). After the dribbling drills I would work on shooting drills so I can make shots from anywhere on the court. I would then gather all of the drama club together and work on the play because that way we can make it run super smooth and perfectly. After all of those things, I would play clash royal nonstop to become the best player in the game.

week twenty-five: that's a rap

Hello Ethan. I have a few tips for you to have a great senior year. On April 9th, you're in an all-star basketball game, I expect you to score 99 points and have 17 assists and  43 rebounds. Secondly, at prom, dance your booty off. That's really all I have to say about that one. On your senior trip, bring a nerf gun and shoot everyone at least once and wear your Kanye Brest shirt. If you go horse back riding, I expect you to ride that horse shirtless and sing wanted dead or alive, but change the lyrics to "on a real horse I ride" instead of the original lyrics of "steal horse". Then during graduation perform your speech to the best of your ability. I say "perform" because it's most likely going to be a rap.
sincerely,
future you.
p.s. don't do anything stupid to not get your diploma

week twenty-four: i do not choose favorites

What was my favorite toy as child? That's a hard choice because I don't choose favorites. When I was fairly young I used to love legos, actually who am I kidding, I still love legos. I also collected action figure knights and those could have also been my favorites. When I got a little bit older, I got a black Magic Johnson basketball. I liked it a whole bunch because it was black and that's different from the stereotypical orange basketball, and because it was Magic Johnson's (not personally his but you should get the idea) who was one of the greatest basketball players of all time. I also collected toy swords and guns to run around and play with. I guess basically I would LARP with my brothers and cousins whenever we got together. If we would go out to my grandma's my favorite toy there would be these little metal airplanes that she had in a tupperware tub. Their wasn't a single plane that was the same. There were stealth bombers, private jets, fighter jets, just about any kind of plane you could imagine was inside that tub.

week twenty-three: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

My personal paradise would be a giant mansion. It would have either a white, brick, or modern like edifice. The modern one would be mostly windows. By mostly windows I mean huge windows not just your average Joe windows, but huge honking ones. Anyways the outside isn't really that important, it's what's on the inside that counts. On the inside It would just be a basketball court but there would be a staircase leading to a second floor but the stair case would be pretty high because the gym ceiling would also be pretty high so that I can practice my half court shots. On the upper floor there would be a bedroom with a sunken bed (if you don't know what that is, look it up), 48 inch flat screen TV, and a door out of the room and a door to the walk in closet for all of my shoes and my wardrobe. There would also be a top of the line kitchen with a gigantic fridge/freezer where I can keep pizza rolls and nutritional shakes. Then there would also be a pretty big library and also an entertainment center. Those would be a combo and the entertainment room would have the latest xbox and playstation.