week twenty-three: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

My personal paradise would be a giant mansion. It would have either a white, brick, or modern like edifice. The modern one would be mostly windows. By mostly windows I mean huge windows not just your average Joe windows, but huge honking ones. Anyways the outside isn't really that important, it's what's on the inside that counts. On the inside It would just be a basketball court but there would be a staircase leading to a second floor but the stair case would be pretty high because the gym ceiling would also be pretty high so that I can practice my half court shots. On the upper floor there would be a bedroom with a sunken bed (if you don't know what that is, look it up), 48 inch flat screen TV, and a door out of the room and a door to the walk in closet for all of my shoes and my wardrobe. There would also be a top of the line kitchen with a gigantic fridge/freezer where I can keep pizza rolls and nutritional shakes. Then there would also be a pretty big library and also an entertainment center. Those would be a combo and the entertainment room would have the latest xbox and playstation.

week twenty two: Black River Killer

Well if I had to choose just one love song that I listen that makes me think of my lover it would have to be Black Rive Killer by Blitzen Trapper. Just kidding. If you listen to that song by chance it's about  a murderer. However, I really like it. Coming Home by Leon Bridges is probably my favorite love song. This man, Leon, sounds like he is from some older generation, but he is from our era. In fact, he is featured on Mackelmore's new album "This Unruly Mess I've Made". I enjoy this song because Leon sings from his soul and it talks to mine. It makes me think of Soph because it just does and wouldn't really make sense if it didn't

week twenty-one: Jon and Ygritte

My favorite fiction couple would have to be Jon Snow and Ygritte. I'm not really sure what her last name is because she's a wildling and I don't think they really have last names. They are my favorite because Jon Snow is my favorite and Ygritte is pretty cool too. They are from Game of Thrones, which is probably my favorite book series. They have a really great time in the wild and then when they get back to the wall it all turns out not so well. Jon leaves her company to go warn the Night's Watch about the wildlings and he gets shot in the leg and then when they attack Ygritte gets shot by an arrow and dies, but before she does Jon gets to hold her in his arms one last time. It is the perfect ending to a not so perfect story.

week twenty: fam-balam

This is a basketball going through the hoop. I chose this to describe my fam because we make buckets.
This is Kanye. He describes my family because I listen to his music and that makes everyone else listen to hime. I love Kanye.
This is food. Food describes my family because we love it.
These are books. They describe my family because everyone except my dad and Levi read.
This is Star Wars. Star Wars describes my fam because we all love it. Well, I don't really know if my dad does, but if he doesn't he should.

week nineteen: the MJ of horses

If I was reincarnated after my death as an animal, I would be a horse. They have long luxurious hair, like me and are majestic beasts. I wouldn't just be any old horse however, I would be the greatest racing horse since Seabiscuit. I would be the Michael Jordan of horse racing. When racing, I would never lose and everyone would cover me in their flowers because I would be so amazing. After my fabulous racing career was finished, I would retire and go to one of those nice retired racing horse farms instead of being shipped to somewhere overseas to be cooked in to a quiche.

week eighteen: when kanye lives, i feel happy

What makes happy is Kanye. When Kanye has a baby, I feel happy. When Kanye talks about running for president, it makes me happy. When Kanye releases a new song, I feel happy. When Kim says that Kanye is starting GOOD Fridays again, I feel happy. When Kanye releases new shoes even if I can't afford or get a pair, I feel happy. When Kanye tweets on twitter, I feel happy. When Kanye announces it is Yeezy season, I feel happy. When Kanye roasts someone in a rap, I feel happy. When I see Kanye in concert, I feel happy.



I also feel happy because of Sophia. She makes me pretty really happy. Stone, Miranda, Evan, and Cody all make me happy. Jesse makes me happy sometimes. I also get happy over Game of Thrones,  but also sad. That show is an emotional roller coaster.

week seventeen: the curious case of Ethan Nathaniel

BBC, The British Broadcasting Channel, decided that they wanted to show their British viewers what high school is like in the United States. Of course, they chose to show my life and my friends' because I am the key role model for all students and athletes. Basically, I would just go around my normal routine because it's pretty entertaining as it is. Every morning would start with the question of, "Will Ethan make it to school on time?" which is yes most of the time, but it would make the viewers tune in for sure. Then I would just carry out my normal school routine and then basketball practice and show off my muscles in the weight room to attract the female viewers. Finally I would take Evan home and stay at his house and play video games and then go to my house eat socialize with the fam and then sleep.